I could make blog titles for WEEKS after all the funny shit that was said on Saturday/Sunday. I would like to thank Jazon for helping me remember what #3 looks like. I kept the group photo because he looked less…serial killer-ish. I’m impressed that he’s telling people no, that’s very nice of him. They were right; he IS a nice guy. And NO. I do not like him! It would be TOO awkward if I did. DRAMA! I just hope he doesn’t think I’m telling everyone that we did. I don’t want him to hate me or think I’m starved for attention or anything. DAMN! No, you know what? I don’t regret it. Not one bit. It happened. It’s done. We did not do it.
So I walked down to the Zellers plaza today, just to, ya know, see if Sparling was working. It was FREEZING cold and snowing and I ended up going there for nothing because the hot loser wasn’t even working. To make light of my wasted trip, I rented some movies from Jumbo. I went in for one and came out with six. Oh The Usual Suspects. Why did you have to be on VHS instead of DVD? Yeah I can’t think of anything else to say, so I’m just going to leave it off here. I am going to say one thing though: I"m watching Billy Madison. You know what that means Jenna? WHO’S GOT THA LIGHTA!!!! In fact…it’s at that scene right now! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE JUST SAID IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH *falls on the ground laughing* Oh good times. I’d stay in Brockville if I could find an apartment. Maybe I’ll just go to Toronto and keep you company instead. Can we work with that? LOL JUST kidding. I was watching Anchorman today and I thought of #3 because he had no idea who Steve Carell was. And this is how that conversation went: "You just reminded me of Steve Carell." "Who’s that?" "Forty Year Old Virgin." "Did he play the main character?" "He’s Brick!" "Oh! Yeah I only know him as Brick."
K now I gotta go. I’m missing all the good stuff in Billy Madison.