But what does it all mean?

I’ve been having a lot of dreams with spiders in them. And the dreams usually have Jordan Sparling in them, but there’s no category in the dream dictionary for him. Just spiders and what it means to see them in your dreams. One of the ones I can vividly remember, was the one involving a tattoo of Spiderman, Jordan Sparling, and getting a free tattoo of two spiders crawling up my left leg. I would go into reat detail but it was too weird for me to go over again. Let’s just say it was unsettling. Then there was the dream where Jason broke my jaw (LONG story) and while I was staring at the ceiling, two spiders were fighting in the corner. So what does it mean to see spiders in your dream? Well…

To see a spider in your dream, indicates that you are feeling like an outsider in some situation. Or that you may want to keep your distance and  stay away from an alluring and tempting situation.  The spider is also symbolic of feminine power. Alternatively, a spider may refer to a powerful force protecting you against  your self-destructive behavior. If you kill a spider, it symbolizes misfortune and general bad luck.

To see a spider spinning a web in your dream, signifies that you will be rewarded for your hard work. You will soon find yourself promoted in your job or recognized for your achievement in a difficult task.  Spiders are a symbol of creativity due to the intricate webs they spin. On a negative note, spiders may indicate a feeling of being entangled or trapped in a sticky or clingy relationship. It represents some ensnaring and controlling force. You may feel that someone or some situation is sucking the life right out of you.

To see a spider climbing up a wall in your dream, denotes that your desires will be soon be realized.

To dream that you are bitten by a spider, represents a conflict with your mother or some dominant female figure in your life. The dream may be a metaphor for a devouring mother or the feminine power to possess and entrap. Perhaps you are feeling trapped by some relationship.

I’m not really sure what any of that has to do with Jordan Sparling really, but where there are spiders, there is Jordan. I wish there was something in here about…well I guess you could call him an acquaintance. So here’s what it means to see and acquaintance…

To see an acquaintance in your dream, signifies positive affairs in business and harmony in your home life.  It also foretells that you will see or hear from them shortly after this dream.

To dream that you are in a dispute with an acquaintance, denotes that you will soon find yourself in a humiliating situation.

Hmm… this doesn’t make any sense! There should be a FREE place for professional dream interpretations! This is gay, I quit. Who knows why I see spiders when I see Jordan?

 

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About triztron

I don't really live in a place called Brockvegas. It's called Brockville.
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One Response to But what does it all mean?

  1. Jason says:

    Forget about Spiders, Jordan and tattoos,
     
    The real mystery here is…
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN YOUR TAG-TEAM PARTNER BREAKS YOUR JAW?!?
     
    I can only see good things comming from this….I hope

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