I hate when I lose the cloth that cleans my glasses. These glasses are SO dirty that I think I might go blind. I have a simple solution to that! *runs upstairs to grab the purple glasses* Oh never mind. Here’s the cloth. It was in the backpack I haven’t looked in since I was at rez last. And oh look. A bottle of Vodka! And one more Twisted. Well now I want to drink. But since this strike has driven everyone away, there’s not really a lot of people to party with.
Enough about partying. I was looking at one of my serial killer books and the title of the book threw me off. It’s called "Evil Serial Killers." Now…isn’t that sort of redundant? I mean, you may as well just call it "Serial Killers" because to put anything before that term is useless. Are there really any other kinds of serial killers? The whole act of killing more than three people seems fairly evil to me. The public knows they’re evil, monsterous, crazy, disturbed, inhuman…so many aweful adjectives. It’s not as if serial killers are peppy and ditzy. That’s weird to think about actually.
"I killed him because he said that puppies die." I mean, they don’t kill over shit like that. Even if they are crazy, they’re smart. They won’t kill someone because they tell them puppies die and unicorns aren’t real. I hope they don’t anyway. This book is coming along so slow because I’m doing all this research before I actually start writing it. Why do I have to be such a studious writer? Oh right because I don’t want to be ridiculed by people for not knowing what I’m talking about. I want my books to actually be appreciated and liked. Not like critics like anything in their lives, but it would be nice if they weren’t horrible to my books.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER! It’s called Start Wearing Purple and it’s on this Warped Tour ’05 album I bought a while back. I suggest you go download it if you like weird songs sung in weird voices by a guy named Gogol Bordello. So download it. I need to go lie down because my head is killing me. Are headaches contagious? no, they aren’t sneezes.