H’okay, so this is gaytarded

I really want to see "Walk The Line." This movie looks so good that I sometimes dream about seeing it. Yeah that sounds a little weird a creepy but c’mon; Joaquin Pheonix as Johnny Cash? You could not find a more perfect actor to play the Man in Black! Reese Witherspoon is a bit sketchy as June Carter, but that’s only because I never really knew who June Carter was. Anyway, my point is, that I REALLY want to see this movie! But do you think it’s playing in Montreal? No of course not! It’s playing in French, but ew. I don’t want to see some French guy’s voice playing Joaquin Pheonix, playing Johnny Cash. Plus I don’t understand enough French to have any clue what’s going on in the first place. This was my beef with Saw 2, only I didn’t have to worry about it being solved because I ended up going to see it in Kingston. But seriously! Come on Montreal! Just because you think that you’re better than almost everyone else, doesn’t mean you can’t bring in the English version of "Walk the Line." And don’t think that the fact you have Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on IMAX, makes up for this enormous outrage! Yes I will be going to Harry Potter on IMAX, instead of Walk the Line. But that’s only because…well you know the reason why. Walk the Line isn’t here. GAYTARDED!!! (thanks for the word Lauren. It’s all you )